Best Text Messages

Here are some of the best text messages we’ve had this month…

Newsflash: Police are looking for a suspect who’s smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous…

They’ve already eliminated you from the list of suspects.

Sorry, I cannot make it because there is a power failure and I’m stuck on the escalator.

Bad news, I,ve caught bird flu. I know it’s bird flu cause I’ve started talking rubbish, wearing make up and I can’t seem to park the car.