Fantasy Football – Week 10

"Oooh aah eeeeh ooohooh aah aah!" For those who don’t speak primate, that’s monkey talk for "We’re back on form and going for number one!" and comes as our very WebMonkeys recover from an appalling week to jump back into second spot.

That’s right fantasy football fans, the soccer-loving simians pulled out all the stops and bounced straight back to number 2 scoring 71 points, only 26 behind Ace999 (who must be getting a bit scared now). The WebMonkeys were also penalised points for making transfers in the week, so it would have been closer.

Webb Ellis Triers, who tried their luck in second spot last week couldn’t handle the pressure and fell down to fifth.

Nemesis Chancers is still sitting pretty in third, only 3 points behind our geeky apes, but if you’ve ever been to a safari park you’ll know not to sit so close behind a monkey lest be pelted with various unmentionable products of bodily functions.

Glynn Hemmingway’s Beerpigs Thornetv 11 sit in fourth with 465 points, jumping up from 7th.

Best performance this week goes to Nemesis Reserves and their manager Steve Simpson, scoring a huge 81 points, but only moves him 3 spots to 46th.

Worst performance comes courtesy of Julien Cozens and his Fatdads, someone obviously ate all the pies.

Table this week.


# Team Manager Gameweek Total
1 ace999 – chatterbox Nishil Patel 58 501
2 MBmagazine.co.uk Web Development Team 71 475
3 Nemesis Chancers Terry Venables 54 472
4 Beerpigs Thornetv 11 Glynn Hemingway 53 465
5 Webb Ellis Triers David Louis 48 460
6 The Tickled Rats FC zac wharton 43 457
7 Ballbenders United Jamie Bryant 62 454
8 AFC Gilmour Mike Gilmour 36 454
9 Team sheep – Anglia nick bendall 51 450
10 Leeds Utd chris h 75 450
11 Back2Back Champs FC Paul Llewellyn 36 449
12 mainline rams return Nathan Wayne 48 447
13 MobileB Masters Don Macinnes 59 445
14 SportingOrangeToupee Adrian Henderson 47 444
15 Stretford Enders Dan Mellett 54 444
16 Real Dextra Paddy Brennan 64 434
17 Beefy’s Boys Steve Gray 61 433
18 Forest Fire Mainline Lee Dunstan 40 426
19 Orange Balls FC Daryl Dodds 38 424
20 mekschlong emeka njodi 49 422
21 sprintspurs paul leonard 47 421
22 And the winner is… Stuart Connellan 48 416
23 Orangetina Stephen Middleton 58 414
24 The Girlie Show Sara Cox 52 413
25 Mainline Whizzers Andrew Boden 43 412
26 Phones 4 United Phil Lancake 57 410
27 Eximedia Exocets Geoff Coe 57 409
28 alfies HS reds dave wegoda 45 408
29 Athletico Danny Danny Lack 53 406
30 mainlines kerrys kerry stone 61 400
31 Cambell’s Kids chris pearson 43 400
32 mainline munchies toni proverbs 47 399
33 irish facial michael white 25 396
34 MCC Matthew Brewster 54 395
35 good mornin mainline Jamie Coxall 57 391
36 Mainline Owl DAVID GARB 52 385
36 OU Conference Champs Tom Popple 42 385
38 Gamst Left Boot Greg Wallace 57 384
39 goodfellas troy clements 51 381
40 If only JEN MONAGHAN 51 375
41 ColumbusTelecom Jason George 47 373
42 MB Print Sales Print Sales 29 371
43 orange u glad im bum alison burke 45 370
44 Felching Flouncers Ben Taylor 33 359
45 Header Chris Jones 49 357
46 nemesis reserves steve simpson 81 350
47 Classie Nemesis Tony Adams 44 347
48 Clockwork Orange Yvonne Culshaw 33 337
49 Never Blue Teresa Warwick 51 306
50 The Fatdads Julien Cozens 15 302