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Fantasy Football - Week 13

Networks & Network Services
This week sees the Webmonkeys drop one spot to third place. They're not very happy about it either. In fact a few words were thrown around the office such as "dinglebats", "funkindigs", and "wonkygoit" [NB: Actual words have been replaced with less offensive made-up substitutes].
Scoring the second lowest score this week of 30 pushes our website simians down into third with Terry Venebles' Nemesis Chancers taking up the race for top spot, with 595 points.

Highest scorer this week was Stephen Middleton's Orangetina, with an impressive 68 points. He might have bought new players with Orange customer details (NB: there is no implication that Stephen is any way shape or form involved with the current Orange security embarrassment, although someone matching his description has been seen hanging around the local Porsche garage).

Stephen was also our highest climber moving from 28th to 19th place.

Lowest scorer this week was our very own Publisher Don Macinnes with only 25 points. Admittedly he's had other things on his mind, what with growing his winter comb-over to keep his head warm in the chilly months.

Mainline Kerrys and their manager Kerry Stone get the award for falling furthest dropping from 32nd all the way to 42nd. Not surprising that she drops like a stone [like a stone! Geddit? her name is stone. Awww boooo.]

On that example of classic comedy let's look at the table.
 
 

# Team Manager Gameweek Total
1 ace999 - chatterbox Nishil Patel 43 642
2 Nemesis Chancers Terry Venables 45 595
3 MBmagazine.co.uk Web Development Team 30 594
4 Team sheep - Anglia nick bendall 44 589
5 AFC Gilmour Mike Gilmour 51 589
6 The Tickled Rats FC zac wharton 51 584
7 Ballbenders United Jamie Bryant 49 582
8 Leeds Utd chris h 52 581
9 Webb Ellis Triers David Louis 31 578
10 mainline rams return Nathan Wayne 53 575
11 SportingOrangeToupee Adrian Henderson 34 568
12 Beerpigs Thornetv 11 Glynn Hemingway 44 568
13 Athletico Danny Danny Lack 43 566
14 Stretford Enders Dan Mellett 41 565
15 Back2Back Champs FC Paul Llewellyn 44 564
16 The Girlie Show Sara Cox 60 561
17 alfies HS reds dave wegoda 45 558
18 Real Dextra Paddy Brennan 64 557
19 Orangetina Stephen Middleton 68 552
20 Beefy's Boys Steve Gray 38 549
21 Orange Balls FC Daryl Dodds 48 547
22 Forest Fire Mainline Lee Dunstan 39 543
23 sprintspurs paul leonard 45 536
24 Phones 4 United Phil Lancake 50 535
25 mekschlong emeka njodi 37 534
26 MobileB Masters Don Macinnes 25 526
26 mainline munchies toni proverbs 39 526
28 OU Conference Champs Tom Popple 59 525
29 And the winner is... Stuart Connellan 43 525
30 Cambell's Kids chris pearson 35 524
31 Mainline Whizzers Andrew Boden 45 521
32 Eximedia Exocets Geoff Coe 44 519
33 good mornin mainline Jamie Coxall 42 516
34 Mainline Owl DAVID GARB 41 515
35 Gamst Left Boot Greg Wallace 33 510
36 MCC Matthew Brewster 49 509
37 goodfellas troy clements 50 507
38 orange u glad im bum alison burke 47 505
39 irish facial michael white 49 503
40 ColumbusTelecom Jason George 50 501
41 MB Print Sales Print Sales 38 497
42 mainlines kerrys kerry stone 41 493
43 Header Chris Jones 57 493
44 If only JEN MONAGHAN 45 491
45 nemesis reserves steve simpson 50 468
46 Classie Nemesis Tony Adams 32 461
47 Felching Flouncers Ben Taylor 39 455
48 Never Blue Teresa Warwick 38 419
49 Clockwork Orange Yvonne Culshaw 34 416
50 The Fatdads Julien Cozens 33 394