Fantasy Football – Week 30

It’s tight at the top. No, we’re not talking about Webmonkey #3’s new leather trousers, we are talking about the two teams in joint second place in the Mobile Business Magazine fantasy football league, for two reasons…

1) because that’s what this page is meant to be about.
2) because #3’s penchant for sweaty, leathery apparel doesn’t bear describing.

Joint second place sees Zac Wharton’s Tickled Rats FC squeezed up alongside Paul Llewellyn’s Back2Back Champs, trying to occupy the same space much like… well, much like monkey nuts.

Paul’s been bouncing around the top-ten for the last 8 weeks as if he were a boxer, all the while Zac’s been held steadfast in second place like a jockey.

Well, now both teams are on 1376 points and it’s going to be hard for both of them. They’ll need to pull out all the stops to ensure they remain poking ahead.

Enough innuendo.

This week’s highest scorer was David Louis with his Webb Ellis Triers, scoring 60 points moving him up two spots.

Lowest scorer is our very own Print Sales team with 14 points. Not surprising, as they’ve been distracted by Webmonkey #3’s fashion statement, and taken their eyes off the ball, or not.

Highest climbers are the Nemesis Reserves, managed by Steve Simpson, jumping four spots from 18th to 14th.

Furthest faller is Stephen Middleton’s Orangetina dropping three places from 24th, out of the top half into the bottom half of the league.

This week’s table:

 


# Team Manager Gameweek Total
1 ace999 – chatterbox Nishil Patel 55 1520
2 The Tickled Rats FC zac wharton 42 1376
3 Back2Back Champs FC Paul Llewellyn 49 1376
4 Cambell’s Kids chris pearson 47 1363
5 Leeds Utd chris h 38 1340
6 Stretford Enders Dan Mellett 36 1338
7 Forest Fire Mainline Lee Dunstan 49 1334
8 sprintspurs paul leonard 45 1311
9 Webb Ellis Triers David Louis 60 1304
10 mainlines kerrys kerry stone 45 1301
11 MobileB Masters Don Macinnes 36 1297
12 AFC Gilmour Mike Gilmour 48 1288
13 MBmagazine.co.uk Web Development Team 41 1282
14 nemesis reserves steve simpson 55 1279
15 Beefy’s Boys Steve Gray 36 1277
16 Ballbenders United Jamie Bryant 44 1276
17 Beerpigs Thornetv 11 Glynn Hemingway 32 1272
18 And the winner is… Stuart Connellan 33 1267
19 good mornin mainline Jamie Coxall 51 1260
20 mainline rams return Nathan Wayne 44 1250
21 OU Conference Champs Tom Popple 29 1247
22 Nemesis Chancers Terry Venables 52 1244
23 mekschlong emeka njodi 48 1230
24 orange u glad im bum alison burke 27 1229
25 The Girlie Show Sara Cox 43 1222
26 irish facial michael white 38 1219
27 Orangetina Stephen Middleton 27 1218
28 Athletico Danny Danny Lack 39 1212
29 Real Dextra Paddy Brennan 33 1202
30 SportingOrangeToupee Adrian Henderson 56 1191
31 Team sheep – Anglia nick bendall 36 1184
32 MCC Matthew Brewster 48 1183
33 Orange Balls FC Daryl Dodds 17 1159
34 alfies HS reds dave wegoda 31 1158
35 Mainline Whizzers Andrew Boden 23 1152
36 Gamst Left Boot Greg Wallace 28 1141
37 Header Chris Jones 50 1141
38 Classie Nemesis Tony Adams 32 1137
39 ColumbusTelecom Jason George 28 1114
40 Phones 4 United Phil Lancake 25 1108
41 Mainline Owl DAVID GARB 41 1103
42 If only JEN MONAGHAN 26 1081
43 goodfellas troy clements 30 1060
44 mainline munchies toni proverbs 38 1042
45 Eximedia Exocets Geoff Coe 26 1042
46 Never Blue Teresa Warwick 25 993
47 MB Print Sales Print Sales 14 990
48 Clockwork Orange Yvonne Culshaw 34 941
49 The Fatdads Julien Cozens 35 920
50 Felching Flouncers Ben Taylor 21 918