The Mole Digs the Dirt!

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It’s got 10 Megapixels, 8Gb of memory and it’s Samsung’ super new camera phone. Unfortunately for Samsung’s staff, the pictures are so good and the memory is so large that all those who own one are banned from bringing it to work. CEO Ki-Tae Lee has banned the SGH B570 from the workplace due to fears of corporate espionage amongst competitors.
Samsung’s next new phone will feature a paranoia chart, trust alert and modesty bar. Well maybe not, but you just can’t get the staff these days.

No 3G perverts allowed
So it appears that the Prime minister of Cambodia is taking a moral high-ground after reports that his wife received pornography via her new 3G phone. (mmm…received? ED).
His answer? Well he’s banned 3G technology from Cambodia until they have managed to improve morality in society, or for 10 years, whichever comes sooner. The only problem now is that the rest of the country can’t download the latest Sugababes videos. There goes his vote then.

Orange you glad you’re an animal?
Yes, the news that with the recent merging of Orange and Wanadoo, comes the prospect of free broadband to contract customers. In direct competition with Talk Talk it seems Orange are planning to offer free broadband no matter whether you’re a Panther, Racoon or just an occassional Text worm. This will be an impressive piece of value-add for cutomers, but we have yet to get confirmation on what length of contract will be needed to qualify and indeed whether or not this is a real proposition. The original story was featured in a Guardian Newspaper and the official announcement should have been made by the time this edition goes to press.

 

Tell me your secrets  Any stories with an ounce of truth, a touch of naughtiness, a dash of humour, and any combination of those would be gratefully appreciated – email mole@MBmagazine.co.uk

 

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